I want to wake up; when do I get pinched?

Lead paragraph of a Reuters story tonight:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House is split over whether to close a U.S. jail in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, a Republican lawmaker said on Sunday, as a magazine reported a top al Qaeda suspect interrogated there was made to bark like a dog and kept awake with pop music by Christina Aguilera.

Is this regime now sharing writers with Saturday Night Live?